Saw this on Facebook & just had to share it. Funniest thing I've read all week:

"Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you've heard of someone who doesn't know anyone, then do still copy this. It's important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ for crap's sake don't forget the hearts! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥"

Genious.